My poor heart

Today during taekwando class an idiot almost killed me!!!!!

Sparring time!!!!

My turn next..........

This is the Idiot!!!!!!!

Ready Start or rather ready DIE...............???

"Ka Boom!!!"...Arrgh!!!!!!..........that Idiot.....he kicked me so hard on my chest and even left his stinky footprint...........oh!ouch!!!!!!! my poor~~~~~~~~ poor HEART seeing stars and...... crying in PAIN!!!!!!!!

Someone~~~~~~~........ help~~~~~~~.................please ~~~~~~~~.................

I am not death yet....... just that my heart was so so so painful that I thought I could almost see HEAVEN!!!!!!

My funny uncle

I have two uncles. One is funny whereas the other one is serious.
My funny uncle celebrated his girlfriend's birthday last week and he bought her a present.




Auntie Purple opening her present



It's a nice handbag.... Oh.........and it comes with a small purse............

There's a strap attached to the purse....the strap is very long.......

Auntie Purple got a lot of question marks why he needs the strap for ??????

lols.........uncle wanted to show Auntie Purple what's the strap for but he looks really silly ...... we all had a good laugh .........

Helminthophobia 2

Meal time at granny's house...... Oh!!! no!!!! granny is cooking worm again!!!!!!!

Of course, granny does not cook worm, it's just that I saw sea cucumber on the table and to me sea cucumber = worm, why????

When I was small granny babysit me and because granny does not want me to play with her sea cucumber that she has soaked in the water before cooking so she always frightened me by telling me that is a very big fat worm.

Naughty granny.... always frightening me..........

So now, whenever I see sea cucumber or worm I will stay at least 3 metres away.........

Granny turned me into helminthophobia...................

My cowardy cousin

My cousin brother Kevin came over to my house for dinner.

He rushed to the toilet......while he was inside the toilet , the light bulb in the toilet blown off and the toilet was dark........

He  rushed out the toilet..... and he looked really scared..... he said there were two strange thing in the corner of the toilet and he thinks that the two things were staring at him.......

I went into the toilet to investigate..........I brought out two mops and asked him if these were the two strange things that was staring at him...........he was embarrased and pretend to faint.........

Helminthophobia 1

Granny likes gardening. She likes to trim her plant. One day while trimming the plant, something happened..........

Granny was trimming her plant happily and singing her favourite song...

Granny saw a big fat worm smiling at her.... that scared her..........

Hearing her scream....grandpa rush to her rescue but the worm was already death......
(Grandpa ???????)

Granny is scared of worm and snakes, I guess granny has helminthophobia.

Bad parking choice

Mummy likes to park her car under the tree for shade but that is definitely not a wise choice. See what happened next.............

..........the birds are my worst enemies because I got to wash the car for her. I hate birds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!